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I Fart on the First Date Tee
I Fart on the First Date Tee
Bella + Canvas 3001 · Unisex · XS–5XL
Check the size guide below before ordering. Returns & refunds.
US shipping: $5.55 for one tee, $7.85 for two. Production typically takes 2–5 business days; shipping time is additional. Shipping details.
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Details & sizing
Details & sizing
Make a strong first impression.
I FART / ON THE / FIRST / DATE in oversized black lettering on a white Bella + Canvas tee.
Soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton with a regular unisex fit. Pre-shrunk fabric, side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Available in XS–5XL.
The large front print scales proportionally for XS–M.
Made to order. Wash inside out in cold water; tumble dry low.
US shipping: $5.55 for one shirt, $7.85 for two. Shipping & sizing · Returns & refunds.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
